No Holds Barred. HHH’s career on the line — HHH vs. Batista

Does HHH really want to hang it up? I could see it. But what good does a Batista win do for Batista if this is just a one-time special appearance? I doubt Batista comes back even on a Brock Lesnar schedule. So for that reason, plus Hunter probably just wanting to get a win back, I’ll go with The Game.

Falls Count Anywhere — The Miz vs. Shane McMahon

Does Shane ever win these matches? Nope! What will Shane jump off this time? That’s the only real question in this match. Miz wins.

Kurt Angle’s Farewell Match — Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin

I hate this. But Kurt hasn’t looked great on his farewell tour. Kurt won last year. And you should always retire on your ass, not on top. So BC gets the win. A win here does more for Corbin in theory. I just don’t know what more can be done. Baron’s had a great year. But I still ain’t feeling it. I wish he was a bad ass instead of a weasley bitch.

Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre

I have no idea. A McIntyre win here would be huge! But Roman isn’t losing coming back from leukemia is he? Does Dean Ambrose get involved here? In a good or bad way? I’ll go with Roman. But I really don’t know.

AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton

I’m so excited about this. I love Randy Orton. AJ Styles is phenomenal. This is going to be so damn good. As for a winner? Man… this is just a guess (as is every other pick I suppose) but I think Randy Orton wins. Maybe this win gets Orton into WWE Championship contention again. And Styles can chill for a bit, or switch to RAW at the Shakeup.

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

Curt Hawkins sneak eliminates Braun Strowman to win the Battle Royal.

Women’s Battle Royal

Probably Asuka. But I’ll take Lana for the upset special.