I have run out of time. I don’t have any picks this weekend. I still haven’t even looked at odds. Here’s all my excuses:

My mom’s birthday is today! Happy Birthday Mom.

Christmas shopping for my 2 year old, with my 2 year old. This is difficult and time consuming. I have to Houdini gifts to the checkout lane so my kid doesn’t seem them. 

My car wreck. I’m fine but the aftermath has taken some time out of my day.

Work. I still have a night job.

GoDaddy/Wordpress completely changed the format for how I post these articles. It used to be very simple. Now it fucking sucks! I don’t know how to work it. It’s got this “new and improved” format but it’s fucking terrible.

Gambling hasn’t even made my radar this week. If you want some gambling picks, check out the WGG Jon and Ted Edition. I would link it here but I don’t know how to do links anymore thanks to this update.

There are two WGG left for 2018. Hopefully I will make picks for both of them and hit my goal of a $3,000 profit for the year. I still have WWE Awards to do and a Year in Review for the site.

Also, my new microphone arrives (finally!) today! So the podcast will return on Monday. I don’t anticipate having any coverage for WWE TLC this Sunday because I have to work. But i’ll discuss the highs and lows of the show on the pod.

Sorry I got nothing for you this week. Enjoy Jon and Ted’s picks! 

Last Week Record: 2-3

Last Week Profit/Loss: Lost $114

Year to Date Record: 151-134-4-2 or 52.25% winners

Year to Date Profit/Loss: Profit $2,525

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